Last week Lady P and her classmates learned about safety.
She told us that if she's ever on fire, she must 'stop, drop and roll!'. And she'll do just that, if you ask, shouting 'stop, drop and roll' gleefully,' as she flings herself about on the rug. She makes being burned alive look like a lot of fun.
She has also learned to call 911 'for emergencies, but NOT for sandwiches'. Duly noted.
And she's been colouring in sobering pictures like this.
I really hope if she ever needs extinguishing, I'll be around to help. And if we need to call 911, I can do it for her. But I suppose it's better to be prepared for the worst.